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Written by Miller v Jackson
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Monday, 20 February 2006 |
Right, listen up you useless fat fucks.
MvJ is sick of people, such as himself, moaning on TSF about how they'd like to get fit and lose weight, but not actually doing anything about it. So your mad uncle "Miller V" has decided to take action...
That's right, for the next month we're going Fatbusting on the Fern and Uncle Miller has strapped on the spandex and is leading the way.
Here's the way it works: starting from Monday (20th Feb), those of us who are in will be going exercise and diet mental for four weeks. The purpose of this forum is to share targets and goals, to suggest recipes, exercises and other tips and to encourage each other. I am your moderator, which should be reason enough to spend less time in front of your computer and more running for your life.
The rationale is that it will be a damn sight easier if we're all in this together. Negativity will be outlawed. Anybody who says that need to make "lifetime, lifestyle changes" will instantly be banned. My goals are to be back at full fitness (the rugby season starts in 4 weeks) and to be able to do up the top button of my shirt.
Threads will be dedicated to each week's progress. Daily reports will be encouraged. I would like also to think that we can get together in our various locations over the next few weekends and kick a ball around or play some cricket or do whatever it takes to be able to run without having a heart attack. I would even ride NTA's bike if he puts the seat back on it.
So gentlemen, paste some goals in the fatbusters forum. The "guess the weight of MvJ" thread will be up and running tomorrow, and the four weeks starts Monday.
I am now heading off to the pub to tell Crusader Corey that he should give up smoking.
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