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or “how 40 minutes can last forever”
The evening got off to an excellent start – Mokey got sponsors tickets through Waipa District Council, and after a 35 min trip in quite horrible weather, we arrived in Te Awamutu, in the heart of the Waipa District (incidentally home to the Fieldays and the upcoming 2010 Rowing World Championships).
Despite the wet, cold conditions, the Te Awamutu Events Centre (brought to you by the Waipa District Council) was jam-packed, with all spectators looking forward to some exciting semi finals basketball from their beloved Waikato Pistons, against the southern invaders, the Nelson Giants.
The start to the game was interesting, after all the Pistons came onto the court in a blaze of giant sparklers, which you would never think to be a good idea indoors (fire bylaws and all) but nonetheless it got the crowd excited and left a nice pall of smoke hanging in the air for at least the first half, even obscuring the sign announcing that the event was proudly supported by the Waipa District Council.
The Pistons took the early lead thanks to some accurate shooting by Crowe (a good NZ sporting name if ever there was) despite the fact that he was an American import - then Pero Cameron came on, and it all went to custard. Nelson took advantage of the unique tactic of passing the ball to the unmarked man standing under the hoop – Waikato’s “zone defence” doing a very good job of marking the zone but not the man. That combined with Nelson’s more aggressive work in the paint led to the Pistons getting into foul trouble, in particular one Honik (played for the Tall Blacks at one stage apparently – I could only say they must have been quite desperate at the time) who seemed to spend most of his time on court gesticulating to the ref as to why he was innocent. Thus the fist ¼ came to a close and it was Nelson leading 22 -20.
Main take-outs from the first ¼: what the cheerleaders lacked for in age they made for with enthusiasm and that the coach of the Pistons would never make it in the NBA as he didn’t spend enough time running up and down the sideline yelling at the referees. It was also becoming increasingly obvious that the wooden bench seating wasn’t the most comfortable, despite the outstanding Waipa District Council facilities…
The second ¼ didn’t begin with the fireworks of the first ¼ (quite thankfully really, the smoke from the sparklers used in the first ¼ when the Pistons ran out was still hanging around) but the basketball was of a high standard from both sides, with plenty of baskets being scored by both teams. It was good; it wasn’t one of those games where they slowly amble the ball down the court, fluff around for 20 seconds, put up a lame shot that misses; hand over to the opposition to then amble the ball back down the court, pass the ball aimlessly around, throw up a shot in desperation, miss, hand back to the other team to amble the ball down the court, put up a shot, miss, etc etc … No it was rather high-quality basketball, slightly better from Nelson, and they took a 47 – 40 lead into halftime.
The main consensus at half-time was that the wooden seating was, really, really uncomfortable and Mokey’s friend Terrena was getting sick of the cheerleaders who seemed to want to be on the court more than the basketballers (but not the refs, one of them was going hard trying to get his face on camera whenever and wherever possible). Luckily the civilised folk of the Waipa District didn’t take to him with pitchforks and run him out of town – or at least the events centre – proudly sponsored by the Waipa District Council.
In the third ¼ the Piston’s attack resembled that of a floundering man being slowly strangled by an anaconda, while their defence resembled just the floundering man. The Giants were quick to take advantage of this and put on an 11-2 burst in the first 2 minutes, putting the Pistons on the back foot. The Pistons then lost their composure, settling for heroic one-off efforts instead of setting up screens and putting up the shot while Nelson just kept on keeping on. The third ¼ passed in a rather unpleasant blur with the score being 71 – 58 Nelson Giants, the game firmly in their control.
Thus began the final ¼, the wooden seating so bad on the posterior you got the impression that if you were to grab a random persons ass they’d thank you for the massage instead of slapping you in the face. There must have been a bit of slapping going in the Piston’s team huddle as they came out in the final ¼ all guns blazing. A stream of 3 pointers from Cameron and Hill which the Giants seemed powerless to stop took the Pistons into the lead with a minute to go. By now the crowd was rather enthusiastic – even managing to get the “defence” chants working. Nelson however refused to give in and bought the scores level with 24 seconds to go. 24 seconds in which the Pistons had to win the game, they bought the ball into the Giants half – ran down the clock to ensure that the Giants would have no time to win the game – then Crowe set off straight into the defenders, away from the basket, bumbled around with the ball, failed to even get a shot off and turned the ball over. The Giants with 3 seconds left couldn’t do much but send a hail Mary shot down the other end of the court, hence the score was tied at 88 – all and thus began the eternity of overtime.
Unfortunately for the Pistons the overtime began in much the same way as the third ¼, Fitchett breaking Waikato hearts by hitting three 3 pointers in a row (breaking their hearts with his play – not his looks, in fact Mokey lamented the complete lack of hotties on court – what is sport coming to) that pushed the Giants out to a 97-88 lead and the overtime was effectively finished for the Pistons 1 minute in. Of course no good game of basketball is ever complete without the tedious drawing out of the final 2 minutes with the Pistons fouling, then going for 3, then fouling, then taking time outs, then fouling – it was enough to make you want to take the cheer-sticks (sponsored by some random finance company – not the Waipa District Council) and shove them somewhere – preferably under your buttocks just to get some cushioning from that sodden wooden seating…
Hence the game ended with the Giants (referring to beanstalks possibly – but where was Jack??) taking the semi-final 109 – 103. Many thanks to the Waipa District Council – this article wouldn’t have been possible without you - (they did provide the tickets after-all) and to Richard, whose wit and entertainment with calls such as “Give him a passport ref – he’s travelling” made the game so much more enjoyable.
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