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TSF Pizza Challenge Print E-mail
Written by BartMan   
Wednesday, 28 February 2007
pizzaForget the rugby for a moment folks, or not, as this challenge is a by-product of the rugby.  But let me explain.
 
 Had the chance of a weekend of rugby, from go to woe (woe, as part of that weekend included watching the Chiefs) with another rugby head mate (Willie the Weka from the forum), and being blokes, preparing food was not an option, so the TSF Pizza Challenge was born.
 
 The Challenge:
 
 Call as many Pizza delivery places as you can in the shortest amount of time possible, and get them to deliver - simple, or so it should be.  We chose three Pizza places, as we thought that would be enough, and were plain lazy and couldn't be arsed looking up any more!
 
 So Hells Pizza, Pizza Hutt and Domino's Pizza got the call up.
Right from the bat though Domino's was in a word, poked.  After passing me from one store to the other "I'm sorry sir, you need the Hillcrest Hillcrest store", then the Hillcrest store passing me right back to the first one I rang, it was right sod you, you're gone, marks 10/10 for ignorance and being wankers.
 
 Meanwhile, as I was getting the run around pressing more option buttons that it would take to launch a full scale nuclear holocaust (I was looking for the red 'nuke the wankers' button on the Weka's phone, but it was missing), the Weka (who seems pretty expert at the procedures) managed to order Pizza from Hells and from Pizza Hutt.
 
 Hells Pizza quoted a 35 minute deliver time, and the Hutt 30 minutes, and both arrived within 17 minutes, so big ups to them there on the pace of the food arriving, could be vital with hungry props around.  Orders were placed at 7:30pm too, meaning right in the middle of their busy times, so excellent work by both.
 
 Good customer service from Hells too, when the Weka mentioned to delivery guy that their Pizza's have cost $4.00 more than Pizz Hutts.  The reply, "they're $4.00 nicer: was a good comeback, and dead bloody right.
 
 My first taste of Hell's Pizza, and once you go to Hell, there's no going back.  There must be some catchy slogan about that, but their Pizza's were superb.  What sort they were, no idea, one pretty standard one, and one of the gourmet ones.  Whatever they were, both taste sensations!!
 
 The Pizza Hutt versions just standard Hutt fare.  They would have been better if we had not also ordered the Hells pizzas.  But we had, for the test, and the Hutt came up short.
 
 Challenge Result.
 
 1:  Hells Pizza:  By a country mile, fastest delivery (by a minute, not that we had the clocks running), and best taste by two country miles.
 Taste 10/10  Service 10/10
 
 2:  Pizza Hutt:  Standard Hutt fare.  If you had not had Hells, than it would have been sublime!  If there is no Hell nearby (alwayus one nearby when you watch the Chiefs), than go the Hutt!!
 Taste 8/10  Service 10/10
 
 3:  Dominos.  Need to work on their customer relations, which in the case of the bloke that was giving me the run around, was less than shit.  So there Pizzas might be nice, but we wouldn't know, as we could not order them.  Whcih may have been a goood thing, as we had trouble getting through the 4 that arrived, but we managed.
 Taste 0/10  Service 0/10
 
 The 2 dozen beers consumed during the evenings games are an optional extra, as is eating the crusts if you are the Weka, for shame, no wonder he didn't grow up to be a big strong manly front rower, but remained a puny little five eighth...
 
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