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Three down and only one to go. At last,
forbidden talk of "Grand Slam" surfaces.
All that stands in the way is the old foes -
England.
But honestly, how can it not be said that,
notwithstanding a complete internal explosion in the New Zealand forward pack,
England will lose next week?
There seems to be no rational basis. Here is a
team that made only 62 tackles against the Boks last Saturday, and in the
process conceded FIVE tries. Against 14 men for 20 minutes. If the English match
reports are anything to go by, the reason seems to be that young Cipriani
doesn't understand time. Or space. Mike Catt suggested in The Guardian that
Cipriani lacked spatial awareness. Poor bastard. God only knows how he gets out
of bed in the morning and drives himself to training!
Contrast that with South Africa, who made 143
tackles and leaked, er - ZIP. I'm pretty sure our mate Eddie Jones would have a
heart attack if he had to digest statistics of that nature.
If the English press in general is to be
believed, what this team lacks is simply another Martin Johnson; but they've
made up for that by appointing him manager. Or is it coach, buggered if I know.
Anyway, a bloke with zero track record at coaching. But maybe that's the crux of
this organisation, when push came to shove they appointed a legend because of
his mana, and overlooked the need for a proven track record at the task in hand.
In this case - coaching. In some management schools, this would probably be the
stuff of "what not to do" case studies.
At least the Aussies, to their credit, had
enough sense to leap at the opportunity of a top coach, even if he was from the
wrong side of the ditch.
Right now, the Times Online have an interesting
highlight box on their rugby web site, something along the lines of "World Cup
holder five years on". They'd just beaten Australia 20-17, and the article waxes
lyrical about the coming dynasty of English rugby. This is my favourite quote:
"The match-winner has ushered in a new age of fly-half play that could mean an
era of England dominance". Well, with the wonderful benefit of hindsight I feel
safe to call that for what it was - a load of over hyped dog turds.
All this leads me to believe there is something
seriously wrong in the English rugby organsation. As the well known Chinese
proverb goes, "Fish rot from head down". They are living in the past, have no
self belief, there are few signs of a game plan and some serious skill
shortfalls. It doesn't take much of an oracle to see pain in the near future.
But don't worry, in the best English tabloid
tradition, a 15 point loss will be hailed a 'moral' victory and the talk all
this week will be how the Haka gives the All Blacks an unfair advantage.
So roll on the boys, and roll on our fourth
Third Slam!
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