That's a two-gif post right there
And this, dear reader, is why I thought Harbhajan Singh was always an utterly graceless cunt:
“I will have to see him bowl on a good Test match wicket. Not this one. Till then, I will reserve my comments,” the 103-Test veteran was quoted as saying in The Indian Express.
Harbhajan, who averaged 38.90 per wicket outside of India but a far more impressive 28.76 on the spin-friendly wickets at home, intimated O’Keefe was simply the beneficiary of the rank turner prepared in Pune.
“You don’t need to flight the ball or anything,” he added.
“You just need to bowl fast and not give the batsmen room to either come down the track, or be able to manoeuvre the ball around.
“Bowling six deliveries in the same spot is all you need to get wickets on such tracks.”
Yes, well, you fucking dog's arse, you averaged 73 in Australia when you got "real" Test wickets, and under 30 in Asia when you got dirt bowls to chuck your shit on, without DRS, and very suspect conditions.
Your spinners got the same pitch ours did, and they were fucking dire. So eat a box of cocks, you racist, chucking, gobshite.
Looked interesting - I'm a bit of a sucker for dystopia movies. Pace was a little slow, and Banderas obviously got pussy-whipped into putting then-wife
Meg Ryan Melanie Griffiths into it. Probably why they're split up, as trying to make her old plastic head sound like a robotics engineer was always going to fail.
Anyway, I thought it could have used a bit more zing, but it was quite well shot and scored. Very interesting concepts around AI and whatnot.
3 out of 5 Pilgrim 7000s
Next pitch preparation is going to be fascinating. India can surely bowl better (except that spinner Udav who looks like shit and a chucker).
But the Aussies have a situation where slow bowlers rooted the home side up to the kidneys, so a raging turner is a risk, all predicated on the toss.
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